Quotes From "Ways To Die In Glasgow" By Jay Stringer

Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks...
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Then I think, fuck it, this bit of floor looks nice. Jay Stringer
I wanted to make at least an effort to impress,...
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I wanted to make at least an effort to impress, so I found my best suit, a Primark special that looked like it had been ironed by a blind man Jay Stringer
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No, he didn’t come to me for a gun. I only said that because of you, thought maybe you’d want one, with being shot and everything.’ ‘Why the fuck would I want a gun? Would you ask a man who’s just been bitten by a shark if he wants to buy a shark? Jay Stringer